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ChURrO's Goals:

� Successfully make a homepage (done.)
� Have people visit this homepage (difficult, if possible)
� Determine the plural form of the word Moose
� Exist electronically all over the internet as the WebWarlock
� Other

� Well, I used to think that there was this Moose that would follow me around everywhere that I went. Just like Mary and her little lamb, only more so. This Moose sometimes would help me, but at other times... Man, you wouldn't beleive it... The Moose (which is what I called him) reminds me of an escaped creature that I may or may not ever have seen in some movie that I don't think ever actually was made, by an imaginary person somewhere on a made-up world to ammuse someone other than myself, or to pass on vital secret information about a school of Jellyfish who were trying to usurp the kingdom of Cows by flooding the grass, their food supply, with salt water by simultaneously expanding through Spontaneous Jellyfish Combustion of all but an elite group of one hundred Jellyfish who would re-populate the kingdom at an earlier date than the whole thing started, which they didn't realize wasn't possible. The movie ended by spending the last hour and a half talking about the wonderful art of highway repairation. It really was fascinating. Almost as great as the movie "Hooking Rugs" which is about, you guessed it, hooking rugs, whatever that is. I strongly recomend it. Now that I have contaminated and confused your mind, I will begin to speak a language which may or may not actually be spoken anywhere, but which I am sure will come to me at the appropriate time. Here we go: ek erilaz sa wiligaz hateka. I will give $1000.00 or $0.00 (my choice) to anyone who can translate that correctly. Must be over or under 18 to play, relatives of staff not permitted.